"I'm not a lady; I'm an anthropologist!"
Lady Terminator, I've been watching you, and I have a confession to make: I'm in love.
I'll always remember how you were when I first saw you: a brash, bra-less anthropology student, more concerned with aceing her thesis on some mythical sunken castle than heeding the ominous warnings of spooky librarians and salty, beer-swizzing catboat cap'ns. "Bewaaare of the South Sea Queen," they said, and maybe you should've, but you can't live in the past, hindsight is 20/20, and gosh, you have really cool boobs.
|Especially these guys|
I mean, my anthropologist.