Superheroes. I've always been a maniac for 'em.
• 1989: Batmania! Talked my fourth-grade teacher into letting me write, direct and star in a class play that was essentially an abridged adaptation of the Tim Burton film but with a part for Robin written in because I had been religiously watching reruns of the 1966 series. I was Batman, because I already had the costume, which I also wore for Halloween, as well as every other day of the year.
|Not even this movie can escape Batman|
|Some ninjerk with dumbchucks|
|The Skid Kid® Skidkit™, only $29.99 at all Kay Bee locations|
|On the black hand side|
|PICTURED: My inner kid|
|No, stop, don't, owie|